Continued Conversations

So I came up with a game today. When at work catch a snippet of someones conversation and then try and come up with what might have followed. The parts in bold are actual parts of conversations between customers at the cafe today, which makes them funny in their own right. Hope you enjoy how I've butchered them.

“So the end of the Stravinsky was just wonderful, it was a pure musical kaleidoscope of rhythm and contrasting chords. And the way the brass section built on that incredible crescendo for the climax made my hairs stand on end.”

     “Well thank you Damien for that fantastic suggestion. You’re listening to the all request evening here on Radio One. Up next, Cindi from Essex has requested the entire Bach Brandenburg Concerto No.5, so stay tuned.”

  “So he’s stuck with team happy downstairs from now on.”

   “I thought he was with team indifferent now?”

    “No he thought he was going to them after he finished working with team bashful. He would much rather work for them, though he wouldn’t mind working with team enthusiastic if he was offered a place.”

     “Still could be worse. He could be part of team nonchalant...bunch of sick twats.”

   “What’s your maiden name?”

   “Oh it’s Cornelius.”

    “Bit of a weird name to have had before you got married.”

     “How dare you. I’ll have you known Jane Austen was previously Jane Fitzwilliam before her marriage. Then there’s Emily Bronte, or Emily Benedictus as she previously known. And the great Agatha Christie’s birth name happened to be Agatha Perceville Wilberforce Huntington Smith, I’ll have you known.

    “Ok, ok, you made your point.”

    “He doesn’t know the difference between a mince pie and a Christmas cake.”

    “Is that so, well that is disappointing.”

     “I know Santa, and Elf Snowball had done so well up to that point. I mean he flew through the toy making practical.”

    “I know, but I can only employ the best elves in my workshop, and there’s no place for those that fail the written exam. Still, at least he has the filming of the Hobbit to fall back upon.”